Being naturally competitive and a bit of an over-achiever (revised: a HUGE over-achiever) I potentially could take over the world...were it not for the fact that I have no self-control. Literally none.
This lack of self-control can be seen in my inability to drag myself out of bed to turn off the alarm clock (and in my rebellious subconscious as I learned how to turn the alarm off in my sleep), in my habitual procrastination, and in my unswerving accuracy as I prey upon helpless cookies left over in the cabinet.
Yes, it's true. If I see a cookie, I WILL eat it. There is no stopping me. In fact, if the cookie had a twin, I'd eat it too. Sure, I'd regret eating said cookies, but deep down I know that even in a parallel universe, I'd eat them anyway (depending on how good they were - who knows, I might only eat one.)
All this to say, something must be done. If I'm truly to become a world-taker-over, I must gain some self-control. Which is why I plan to participate in the "S" nutrition challenge this Summer: no sugar, no snacks, no sodas, no seconds.
I'm bound to get a little bit stodgy and probably pretty snarky as I attempt to survive in a world full of milk without an oreo to float on - that's why I have this blog. It's my lifesaver ... lifesavers, mmmm - NO! It's starting already! Lol, I will resist.
Anyway, June 1st - food accounted for? cheese cube, crackers/salomi, McDonals, beef slices. not the greatest menu, but no sugar!
One day down, ninety-one to go. =)
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